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Dolly Parton
> > Red Adair walked into an Aberdonian pub after two weeks
> spent putting
> > out a fire in a North Sea oil well.
> > He ordered a pint of heavy and found a table.
> > The man sitting next to him immediately noticed that this
> rugged-looking
> > elderly fellow was indeed an American and said:
> >
> > "I've been to the States myself, you know. I went there last year."
> >
> > "Oh really..." our oil rig hero said in a rather tired voice.
> >
> > "Aye, I spent a month in California. One night I went to a concert
> > with a famous country singer called Benny Rogers, and..."
> >
> > "Surely you must mean KENNY Rogers," Red said, looking at
> the ceiling.
> >
> >
> > "Aye, that's right. Anyway, he sang a duet with a bonnie lass called
> > Polly Darton."
> >
> > "It's DOLLY PARTON, not Polly Darton."
> > Red was not in the friendliest of moods now.
> >
> > The Scot realised that he was making a fool of himself and tried a
> > change of topic:
> >
> > "Haven't I seen you on TV? You're quite famous, aren't you?"
> >
> > This made old Red cheer up:
> >
> > "Indeed you have. I'm Red Adair!" he said with a grin.
> >
> > "Red Adair?! The REAL Red Adair?
> > So, are you still married to Ginger Rogers?"
> >
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